Annoyance #27: Where's my Chapstick!!?

Do you know what really annoys me?  When my lips are chap and my Chapstick is no where to be found.  It's like..man these lips are bugging me!!  Too chap!  Then you start trying to moisten them with some water but then it dries up and it feels even worst than before!!!  We should have an extra Chapstick in a safe spot, so when you need it, you know where it is...

Gross....

Annoyance #26: No Milk!!!

Do you know what really annoys me?  When there's no milk!!  Especially when i pour myself a bowl of cereal, and after I go look in the fridge there isn't any milk!!!!!  And another milk annoyance is when i want to make pancakes, and there isn't any MILK!!! There has to be reminders all over the house when the milk's about run out!!                   Milk. Milk. Milk.

And that's what annoys me!!!

Where's my MILK!!!

Annoyance #25: Morning Wake Ups!!!

Do you know what really annoys me?  When I'm sleeping and some one taps wildly at my feet.  It's like, really do you need to do that?!  I know I have to wake up, just speak to me...my feet do not need to get best the crap out of them, I need to walk to class and back home...just find some other way to wake me!!!

And that's what annoys me!!!

annoyance #24: Shopping for groceries and your parent(s) when in line to pay, get out...to get something..!!!

Do you know what annoys me?  When you go grocery shopping with your parents and you get in line to pay, then your mom/dad get out line to get something, and they take for ever so you have to let people go in front because they lag sooooooo much!!  It's like not funny man, it's embarrassing having to be there like..."ah crap! where the hell are they?!?!?" Then you have be like "You can go ahead..."
Then, sometimes they even get mad because you let people go in front.  It's like, Really?! You're bagging on me???  You're the one that got out and took for ever to go get bananas!!! 

And that's what annoys me!!!

Annoyance #23: People who tap you viciously to get your attention!!!

Do you know what really annoys me?  People who try to get your attention my stabbing you horratiously, 
(Is that a word??? No? Screw it, it is now!) 
just to tell you something.  It's like dude I'm right here, I'm not asleep, I sure as hell do not have earphones on.  There's NO freaking reason to have your arm mutilated just to get your attention.  NO ONE IS DYING!!!  Leave my arm alone, simply AND gently TAP my shoulder or arm and tell me what's up.

And that annoys me today...

Annoyance #22: That Fat kid who's trying to defend Beaver!!!

Do you know who really annoys me at the moment?  That one fat kid on youtube.com trying to defend beever, i guess he has more than bever fever, more like beever swine flu; beever flu i guess.  It's like what is this fat turd going to really do??? Do you really think he can do any of the crap he said???????????! The only connections he has is to the local mental facility across his home (which he probably ran away from.  This kid needs to roll a nice one up, light it, and shut up.  It's all fake! He has way too many videos on his bagging on haters and other crap he  has.....the internet is making the world crazy!!!!

uh....yeah..

Annoyance #21: Little kids that kick you for no reason!!!

Do you know what really annoys me?  Those little duck head kids that kick you for no reason, they just go kicking people on their legs leaving bruises and isht.  It's kick me again, your getting kicked into the street...These little kids need to stop or be stopped by getting kicked off the balcony to like babylon or something............

uhhhhhhh???

Annoyance #20: People who can't lead the way, even with a map!!!

Do you know what really annoys me?  People who are leading the way to some where and they even have a map!!! It's like, really dude!!! You're the one with the freaking map!!! How can you get us lost.  First of all why do they even have the map!  We need figure out who these idiots are and never give them the map when going some where..

And that's what annoys me!!!

Annoyance #19: Know it alls!!!

Do you know what really annoys me?  Those snotty nerds that think they know EVERYTHING!!!  It's like man Shut up before i break your calculator or rip your harry potter books.  You sure as hell do not know why stuff happens!!!  Go read a rock or something you tend to know how to do everything...

I couldn't really explain this annoyance...?

annoyance #18: Getting a Flat tire!!!

Do you know what really annoys me?  When i get a flat on my bike...It's like wow! Really?  You decide to get a freaking SMALL thorn lodged up your self and pop my innertube, like a great distance from my home?!!!!!!  Man it sucks to get a flat and not be prepared...

And that's what annoys me!!!

Annoyance #17: Being Sick!!!

Do you what really annoys me?  When I'm sick and I'm trying to enjoy my day of surfing.  It's like trying to have fun here!!!  But NOO my nose decided to be runny and sensitive and all that cold flu crud...And then you're sneezing in front of every body and stuff, it's gross man...

And that's what annoys me!!!

Annoyance #16: Kids that just stare at you in the bus/Train!!!

Do you know what really annoys me?  Those little kids that just stand on the seat on the train or bus and freaking stare at you with some retarded look on there face.  It's like keep staring I'll throw I'll get off when you do and throw you in front of the train or bus when it leaves and then get on another bus.  Those kids just annoy the living dump out of me man...I was waiting for the light to turn green so i could walk, and this car turns in front of me, and there's this little girl and she just stared at me like i was candy.  I was like damn you little twit you have some ugly face!!! If the window were open I'da throw my shoe at that baby...lets see if her face looked normal...(No she was not a "Special" kid...)

And that's what annoys me!!!

Annoyance #15: People who walk slow in front of you!!!

Do you know what really annoys me?  People who walk super slow in front of you or like those groups that take up a whole hallway or sidewalk.  It's like "Move!! or BE Moved!!!  There has to be some kind of human plows so you can use it to plow through...
And that's what annoys me!!!

And that's what annoys me!!!

Annoyance #14: Kids who answer "Nothing" to Every question!!!

Do you know what really annoys me?  Little kids who act all "cool" and like just answer NOTHING when some one asks them what they're doing or what they did.  It's like, say "nothing" again I'll make you be nothing!!!  I'm not a parent i wouldn't know in what ways you would get annoyed...

[He's supposed to be saying nothing...?]

Annoyance #13: Moms that drill you with questions about what you did!!!

Do you know what really annoys me?  Moms that drill you with Millions of questions on what you did or what your doing.  It's like "OKAY MOM!!! I went out, and that's that!  No need to ask a bunch of questions...Yeah, I know you just want to know what I did but, Chill out on the questions Senora!!!

Annoyance #12: Bad Drivers!!!

Do you know what really annoys me?  Bad drivers.  It's like, Come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Can you see where you're going it doesn't take some kid to end up on your wind shield all covered in blood to let you know you can't drive correctly!!!  I think people need to get a drivers test every 10 years to see if you can still drive.  I think old people SHOULD NOT drive, if they need some THICK Freaking  glasses that look like telescopes on their face!!!  They're saggy face can barely hold them...They should be tested every five years free of charge just to maintain Safety of humanity.  Also those dumb (No offense Asian community) blind asians who always end up rear ending or slamming onto someone's car if they have a number of accidents past 3 they should be tested every 3 years or freaking REVOKE their license.  Same goes to those blind bag of bones...or irresponsible women drivers...

And that's what annoys me...

Annoyance #11: Loud Neighbors/Neighbors Wailing Baby!!!

Do you know what really annoys me?  Loud freaking Neighbors, or even worst the neighbor's stupid annoying wailing baby day or night!!!  It's like what the hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I'm trying to sleep Dag nab-bit!!!  It sounds like that baby is getting tortured every day, or as if were starving!!!  Shut That Walking Fetus up!!!
(I know it's not a fetus)

And that's Todays Annoyance!!!

Annoyance #10: People who ask too many questions or are LOUD during a Movie!!!

Do you know what really annoys me?  People who ask So many freaking question OR scream or make some loud noise when some thing happens.  It's like, Shut up already!!!!! Pay attention and you'll get what's going on!!! And like why the hell are you screaming you're not the one getting chase downed by some psycho with a knife!!! Let the freaking ACTORS do the screaming, grunting, ooooooooooh-ing, and shut da hell up!!!  I'm trying to enjoy the freaking movie!!!

and THAT'S what annoys me!!!

Annoyance #9: People with Pride!!!

Do you know what really annoys me?  People with too much gah deemn pride.  It's like what the crack man?!  You have to tone down your glitch head ego down muddah cack!  Nobody gives a dump on how good, how rich, how "good looking", or how smart you are.  The only person who cares is......Oh that's right! 
                      NOBODY BUTTHOLE!!!!!!

            <------uhhh??

Annoyance #8: If YoU TyPe LiKe tHiS DoNt TaLk tO mEh

Do you know what really annoys me?  pEoPlE WhO tYpE lIkE tHiS.  It's like who in the world takes their time to write out or type out sentences lIk3 dIs, seriously would you waste your time doing that?! Not only is that annoying to see/read on statuses or however you spell it!!! 

aNd tHaTs wUt aNnOyS mE... 

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Annoyance #7: People who make themselves the victim in an argument!!!

Do you know what really annoys me?  People who make themselves the victim in an argument!  It's like what the #$!@ when did i ever do something to you?!  You're the one coming to me talking all this crap, and when Sancho comes in to the conversation (Nosey Mutha!@#$%^&) you act like I'm coming at with this crap about I don't know the buh-gee-bers you're talking about!

And that's what annoys me!!!

Annoyance #6: Old people that Push you out of the way to get a seat!

Do you know what really annoys me?  Old People!  They abuse the fact that they're old, weak, and lazy.  They Push you just so that they could sit their fat saggy boney corpses.  I'm like "Hey! what the hell! I was going to sit there! There are seats for you old bags!! Its called the front of the freaking bus!!!!!!!!!!!"

 Freaking Old People Man!!